Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021
by Sparky71 January 19, 2018
When some one hasn't quite come out of the closet yet. They are gay or bisexual and they just haven't stepped up and admitted it yet. They are taking their sweet time until they are good and ready.
Guy 1: She is the coolest girl I have ever met, I think she is into me.
Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.
Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!
Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.
Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.
Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!
Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.
by veryfunnylolpants October 20, 2011
Damn, that nigga a closet baby.
by Darktriceratops March 05, 2017
Someone who is politically average but pretends to be ultra left/right-wing to fit in with their family, friends, or workplace.
Steven seems pretty woke but he’s actually closet normal — he said defending the police is an obviously stupid idea just last week.
by yesnononoyes September 14, 2022