Dutch Blintz

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead

I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.

by Nerdgorilla723 November 23, 2017

Dutch hotdog

After a guy bangs a chick doggy style, cums in her butcrack and then fucks her buttcheeks.

Hey man, did you give that chick a Dutch hotdog?

Yeah man, with extra sauerkraut!

by AmDamCDK17 April 18, 2017

Dutch Backslapper

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.

Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.

by fijiwaterdrip April 1, 2023

dutch terrifier

When someone bears their arse cheeks around someone's nostrils, and that person releases their innards, then that someone subsequently projectile vomits into that persons arsehole.

James took Richard and a Dutch terrifier took place when James farted into Richards face, then Richard puked into James arse.

by Meadies May 23, 2016

dutch handler

when i grab my dick with my hand, and you grab my arm and shake it really fast.

hey jill if you come give me a dutch handler you wont be cheating on your boyfriend...

by chris corrado December 17, 2008

dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.

If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.

by Luster2411 January 13, 2014

dutch motel

A dutch oven with multiple men contributing and holding the covers over the woman, the more the merrier.

Man this girl was a freak, me and the boys gave her the old dutch motel over the weekend.

by Tarnag July 27, 2016