Dutch lantern

When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand

He lit a Dutch lantern after eating chili con carne

by St Francis Bay heroes December 26, 2016

Dutch lung

When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.

A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!

by Pooneater900p February 17, 2022

Popcorn Dutch

Name given to a person who is stuck up and/or chubby.

I hate Amy, she's a popcorn dutch.

by pupples January 07, 2009

Dutch Blintz

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead

I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.

by Nerdgorilla723 November 24, 2017

Dutch Corner

The remaining butthole free space while fisting someone in the ass.

Aaron tried to shove his dick in the dutch corner while Kendall was fisting her in the butthole.

by MinakiRogue November 01, 2013

Dutch Backslapper

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.

Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.

by fijiwaterdrip April 01, 2023

dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.

If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.

by Luster2411 January 14, 2014