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Hangin' Toilet Water Low

When a male's testes and surrounding sac are so relaxed that they actually dip into the water whilst droppin' a deuce.
EX1----->
Terence: O man, I got in from the lake the other day, and the water was really warm. I went to go make some gravy and next thing I knew my ballsac was chillin' in the feces-infested toilet water!

Ryan: Dude, you were definitely hangin' toilet water low.

EX2----------->
Randolph: I was having a splendid potty-bang session the other day with my biotch and all of a sudden I jumped up and sent her into the fuckin' tub. Turns out I had clogged the toilet and the water was creeping up on my babymakers. At first I thought I was hangin' toilet water low, but realized my Anaconda Deuce was the really the problem.
by RenoisRyan August 16, 2008
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Hanging Dirty

Slang: When ladies don't wear panties.
I wanted to try on jeans at the mall, but remembered I was hanging dirty.
by J. Friday February 18, 2010
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hanging the brain

To pull only the ball sack out of the zipper, leaving the penis inside the pants, so the result looks like a brain hanging there.
Dan got stoned and walked around the party hanging the brain again. For a while, nobody noticed ... until he walked over to the girls sitting on the couch and they started screaming.

"Holy shit! Does Joe have his ballsack out?"
"Yeah, he always hangs the brain when he's shitfaced."

Emily, the Bennigan's door whore found out the waiters sometimes walked around hanging the brain under their aprons, so she often pulled them up when they walked by carrying food.

The waiters at Bennigan's hang the brain under their aprons when they are having a crappy tip night. There is nothing like having your balls out just a few inches from a guest's face to keep you smiling and laughing.
by mandymoshottimus March 27, 2015
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Hunting Season

The time of year where most guys named Andre go sit in the woods for no good fucking reason knowing damn well they won’t shoot a fucking deer
Andre: sup cunt boyz, it’s hunting season!
Friends: Andre you have never shot a deer.

Andre: yes I have!

Friends: Andre the only thing you’ve shot is a load of cum in your own ass hole
by HugeHunterWithTinyPenis September 14, 2019
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haggis hangin'

Scots origin- typically a greeting when prefaced with a question. An enquiry as to how one is which was originated by Velvet's mum in 2009.
Question- "How's yer haggis hangin' ?"

Response- "Swingin' man."
by minervamidsummer August 21, 2010
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cunt hunting

when you are bored of the normal vagina, you have to hunt for a new one to fuck
man 1: how was that girl you did last night?
man 2: she was ok, but her pussy was all boring. i went cunt hunting and ripped off her arm and fucked her empty arm socket.
man 1: nice im gonna try that next time
by thecunthunter February 22, 2011
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guy hunting

The act of a girl hunting for a guy for highly selfish reasons. Done to acquire a "boy-toy", possibly potential boyfriends, or just a new friend ;). Best remedy for any break up. Usually done by girls, in groups of no more than three. Definitely a good alternative to a simple girl's night out. Equipment include, leggings to accentuate the size of the ass, a cute shirt, and just looking like a sexy bitch for the night. Guy hunting can take place anywhere, preferably with a pretty high population of straight males.
Friend 1: Let's go guy hunting tonight. Single life rocks.
Friend 2: YES! Let's go find hot guys.
by s0seductive November 12, 2011
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