hooker

Term used to describe a type of female that is:

- Easy to bang
- Takes money for sex
- Disappointed male does not get any

That fucking hooker, she gave me blue ball

by venge April 8, 2003

Hooped

1. A slang description of the act of someone being ass fucked by someone with a big dick which leaves their asshole gaping. Typically used to metaphorically describe a situation where you've experienced hardship and are unable to do anything about it.

2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.

1. Guy one - "Hey man, did you see how I got lag-slashed in dark souls?"

Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!"

2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."

by Jo the Jo December 27, 2017

hookerific

A girl/woman who has dressed extra slutty. Like a whore.

Damn, that bitch looks hookerific.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

hookerated

When something acts as a hooker does. Going down, walking the streets, etc

Damn, MSN is hookerated AGAIN! We should all move to JABBER, it's the NU HAWTNESS!

by The_Tick March 30, 2005

Hooner

Having a shocker at something

" Bryants had a Hooner"

by Bigmangaelen February 1, 2021

mouth hooker

A female who gets what she wants by giving blowies.

I can't believe Tina got tickets for that sold out show. Must have given somebody mouth favors. Fucken'mouth hooker!

by rzagt March 4, 2009

hoofer

To get going with great speed.

"We best hoofer"

by Jayzen October 17, 2003