Human hoop

Eternal Human centipede going anti clockwise with a strap-ons

-Are you free this weekend, I am hosting a Human hoop party

by Insert_your April 30, 2024

Hoop Cheese

When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"

i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!

by Wiggle town Warriors May 06, 2011

Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.

Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."

by JMRR5 June 19, 2022

Hoop hurt

When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop

Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow

by Mojojo August 17, 2015

hoop me

To put the entirety of myself in your ass

He bob you can hoop me if you want

by Johnnybwoii June 01, 2017

Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.

That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.

by QuesoSubmarine January 24, 2022

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 06, 2014