Hoardistic

To have the feeling of a Hoarder.

I prefer the old ones however I don't like the old ones being scrapped, bit Hoardistic.

by Hoardistic January 8, 2012

Hoarder Patrol

Noun. Group of people assigned to get a hoarder under control.

Sheena: If my mom keeps collecting buttons I'm going to have to call the Hoarder Patrol!

by Grinner74 October 19, 2011

hobaskank

an absolute nasty whore about whom you cannot decide whether to call them a hobag or a skank; therefore, "hobaskank"

that hobaskank had DNA from at least 5 different guys in her panties last night

by Muhrrrmade November 3, 2011

hoboarder

A girl who snowboards, wears a shit load of makeup, and is all around a whore. She snowboards for the D and not the sport.

"Dude, look at those hoboarders over there, they're wearing enough makeup to cover the whole fucking park."

by Hoboarder January 19, 2014

hoargasm

What happens when your hoarder friend finds some random shit that has value to him and is excited about it.

"Yeah dude, he just found a dirty penny on the ground and hoargasmed."

by peanutlicker May 5, 2014

hoarganized

This chaotic pile of stuff hoarders refer to as being "organized."

The hoarder may know exactly where an obscure item, of multiple groupings of said item is located.

May refer to bins, boxes or piles. May also refer to the chronically of newspapers that are in excess of 20 years.

There's stuff everywhere in here. I know exactly where the brown shirt I wore for graduation is, it's beneath the pile of baseball cards, trophies, my collection of decorative spoons, the pile of laundry from 3 years ago, the recyclable containers and the new kitten bed, you know the pile on your great grandmother's dresser from 1933.

That's hoarganized for sure!

by saucymama233 October 5, 2015

hobag

A ho you could literally put anything in.

With the number of men that have been inside her, she is clearly a hobag.

by mutscrooooghamn May 15, 2016