holy donkey farts 

Holy donkey farts is a exclamation used when crazy abnormal occurrences happen.

Example A:
Holy donkey farts look at that unicorn frolicking out of that rainbow...

Example B:
Holy donkey farts a rabid wolf has viscously ripped off my leg!

holy donkey farts by RabidUniocrn July 3, 2014

Holy Urine 

If you drink holy water, you get holy urine from your bladder.

"Dude, I drank it! I'm so going to get holy urine!"

Holy Urine by Atmokinetic December 13, 2016

Holy smoke 

When you roll a joint with a 3 star hotel bible as the rolling paper.

What brand of rolling paper are you using ?

I’m using the Holy smoke

Holy smoke by Theperson93 October 21, 2019

Holy Childhood High

Holy Childhood High School is a Catholic school in Kingston, Jamaica. It is a well-ranked all-girls school for academics and sports. Holy Childhood girls are admirable beautiful smart astonishing wonderful amazing ladies. They are very loyal women and never cheat. I would definitely send my child there.

Wow look at those girls over there they carry themselves in such a dignified way, they must go to holy childhood high.

Holy Childhood High by Natalie286 January 2, 2023

Holy Guacamole 

A less profane way of saying holy crap; a phrase to express astonishment.

A song by MF Doom featuring Paul Barmen.

Holy Guacamole, i think i wet myself!

Man, MF Doom and Paul Barmen need to make another song together, Holy Guacamole was awesome.

Holy Guacamole by -LSD- August 22, 2010

holy buttfucker of jesus 

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall

Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.

holy buttfucker of jesus by Hell Bound February 13, 2005

holy crap on a stick 

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.

1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.

holy crap on a stick by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004