Not hitting

Similar to "That doesn't hit the spot".

Def: A slang phrase meaning something doesn't satisfy expectations.

Ew! These nachos are not hitting!

by PoppedPink May 28, 2022

Squat Hastings

There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.

SQUAAAAAAAT!!

Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!

by anonymous September 16, 2022

Vapercode Hosting

not exactly the best host

Vapercode Hosting isn't better than your mom

by some random guy online !!?!? November 18, 2022

brandon.hastings

Is hot

Brandon.hastings is hot

by Daddy12318351 February 13, 2023

SPENCER HASTINGS

literally my fucking wife.

she's also super fruity

friend: 'who's your fav liar?'

me: 'Spencer Hastings!, She's my wife!'

by spencerhastingswife October 18, 2023

Dick hitting the wall

When your dick is so big it hits the girls wall. 4 inches left of hammer a you can’t push anymore in. I hope I’m not the only one blessed with a curse of a disgustingly huge dick

LAURa :Ugh please stop !!! I feel your FAT DICK HITTING THE WALL, you’re gonna ruin my insides !!!

Sean: well Its not even close to being in all the way you must have a shallow bucket.

by Mrwidecock December 9, 2023

Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.

"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.

by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022