The name given to any guy who has sex with a slut named Heather. It is most popular in the northwest region.
(Lily): Wow, that guys pretty cute...
(Sara): Yea, but I wouldn't lay a hand on him.
(Lily): Why??
(Sara): Because he is a know Heather Humper.
(Lily): Yuck. Nevermind, I don't feel like catching an STD.
(Sara): Yea, but I wouldn't lay a hand on him.
(Lily): Why??
(Sara): Because he is a know Heather Humper.
(Lily): Yuck. Nevermind, I don't feel like catching an STD.
by yay4meeh October 17, 2008
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Generally, a nickname you give to the Roommate Formerly Known as The Heatherness after she was instructed not to go into the heatherball.
Synonyms: The H-Bomb, Heathurr, The Heatherness, Nugget
Generally, a nickname you give to the Roommate Formerly Known as The Heatherness after she was instructed not to go into the heatherball.
Synonyms: The H-Bomb, Heathurr, The Heatherness, Nugget
Amy: Hamsters are bout it bout it.
Sonic the Heatherhog: Remind me to remember that tomorrow morning.
Adam: Your roommate is quite the interesting nugget.
Sonic the Heatherhog: My name is Sonic the Heatherhog. Get it right...bitch.
Amy: What category do I put it under? How about golf?
My roommate: Well it's a ball I guess.
Sonic the Heatherhog: Remind me to remember that tomorrow morning.
Adam: Your roommate is quite the interesting nugget.
Sonic the Heatherhog: My name is Sonic the Heatherhog. Get it right...bitch.
Amy: What category do I put it under? How about golf?
My roommate: Well it's a ball I guess.
by Amy Boersma, bitch November 15, 2004
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ONE'S LEVEL OF HETEROSEXUALITY.
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(Just saying "hetero" is also common.)
(Just saying "hetero" is also common.)
Bill: hey Fred, check out that straight couple making out over there.
Fred: What a bunch of hetero babymakers.
Fred: What a bunch of hetero babymakers.
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Get the Hetero-fag mug.A Heather is a great mom. Who pushes her kid(s) to work hard. She shows the people she loves that she loves them. She is that best mom I can have
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