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Hope this helps

What someone says in return when you ask them a seemingly innocent favor.
Me: Hey Jen, do you mind if you can send me a picture of your naked body? I am currently studying the anatomy of the female body in my physiology class and need a good body to study on.

Jen: Yeah sure!!!

*sends picture of her naked body*

Jen: Hope this helps!

Me: Oh it helped alright...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2020
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this is a cry for help

I'm so tired of everything this is why I wrote this Is a cry for help please let me out of this basement I have been trapped for 10 years help.
This is a cry for help please help God please God please I have been hunting the rats for food help I have to drink my own pee help help help help help help help
by Imbored9876 September 24, 2023
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Stop it, Get some help.

Meme of the PSA anti-drug campaign by Micheal Jordan and said the memen.
by hehe Captain October 18, 2020
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Help! Guitar solo!

When you are listening to a classic rock or metal song and a guitar solo is about to commence. Your hands are so overwhelmed that you text your brother to assist you in air guitar.
Me: Pearl Jam!
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 19, 2020
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Help me to help you

A totally threadbare request/remonstration designed to merely extort excessive/unwarranted effort/labor from someone, but without said outlay's truly creating any significant improvement in the person's life or in his overall physical/mental/emotional/legal/financial/social status.
Probation officer: Now, Son, you know how much I care about you, and I have your best interests at heart. I need for you to prove to me and my supervisors that you are indeed a responsible-minded young man, though, so I want you to volunteer to work 20 hours a week at the local cattle-farm... it'll allow me to better convince the authorities to "wipe the slate clean" and restore your driving privileges.
Teenager, scowling disgustedly: Yeah, right --- you actually expect me to go and bust my ass in the hot sun shovellin' manure and diggin' fence-post holes for four hours a day, and not get a DIME for my efforts?!??? Sound to me like a classic "help me to help you" stunt just to get some free labor out of me --- no THANKS!
by QuacksO February 10, 2017
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Help an Anti-Furry day

Help an anti furry day occurs after beat an anti-furry day (january 2nd) and its a day where you help the anti-furries and get revenge on the furries
Oh boy, its Help an Anti-Furry day, grab the medi-gun, cure the anti-furries AND LETS BEAT THESE FURRIES
by Sushigamer666 December 3, 2022
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wet and helpless

After a long night of drinking the next morning you are hung-over and in quite a bad place, you take a shower but mid shower you realize you need to puke, so you run to the toilet and pray to the porcelain gods, as you sit there heaving you are cold, shivering and soaking wet. Hence Wet and Helpless.
Dude, I just pulled a wet and helpless.
by Jon S. April 19, 2004
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