double dream hands

The exact date of the discovery of double dream hands is unknown but it is believed to have been initially observed late in the first decade of the second millennium. Whether double dream hands have always existed or were only recently developed by man is unknown; however, it has been ascertained that world-renowned choreographer John Jacobson was the first (And so far only) person to master the maneuver.

Double dream hands is a dance move whose power is equivalent to 3.2 Kamehameha waves. Scanners typically read John Jacobson's power level as well over 9000. While the move may appear to be rather straightforward, this deception is all a part of the double dream hands's true power. It is recommended that one attain at least a 3rd-degree black belt in Choreography before attempting the maneuver as there have been cases of less well-trained dancers being killed by its might. An alternative is to attempt the single dream hand, however the force of this move pales in comparison to its doubled relative.

"Shoulder! Chin! Shoulder shoulder shoulder! Double dream hands!" - John Jacobson

by Planet Rock December 17, 2010

clap with no hands

The act of slapping your ass cheeks together and making a clapping noise

Can you make it clap with no hands for me?

by Fart face 101 December 3, 2016

Alabama Handshake

The act of ejaculating in ones hand then proceeding to slap your sexual partner in the face

i was about to blow, so i pulled out and gave her an alabama handshake

by Bevdogg May 9, 2011

Accordion hands

A type of hand gesture frequently used by trump in which he prepares to tell a lie by playing "air accordion", thus "accordion hands".

The faster trump's "accordion hands" move, the more preposterous the lie he's about to tell!

by lexydelic June 23, 2020

Brawl Hands

Playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl for so many hours that your hands and controller get sweaty and disgusting. When touching the controller again, your hands will get sweaty twice as fast as before.

Person A: "Hey why are your hands so wet?"
Person B: "I've got Brawl Hands."

Person A: "The controller is so hard to grip."
Person B: "Sorry, it's because of my Brawl Hands."

by flying idiots December 15, 2008

holiday handshake

when you have no one and nothing to do at christmas or new years. So instead of seeing family or going out you sit in your room and masturbate. its your way of celebrating jesus' birthday and welcoming a new year.

tom: so what are you doing on chrismas day daz?
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter

by dario a. l. December 7, 2006

Throw Hands

Slang for "exchanging blows or punches." though, another is receiving, or "catching", the punch to various areas of the body.

If you wanna talk smack, be prepared for me to throw hands; better be ready to catch them.

by Phennik November 5, 2015