left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

by Jebus January 27, 2005

Two-Handed Zamboni

Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands

The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.

They did the two-handed zamboni last night

by sex canada May 17, 2009

HANE

acronym. Heroin Addict No Eyebrows

I'd never sleep with a HANE, unless I, too, was a HANE.

by andrew mk December 12, 2008

left handed web sites

n. See left handed website. The source of all pr0n on the internet.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

handse

Handse - The ultimate in stress relief technology. Recent technological advancements allow us to present you with the most incredible manual stimulation device to-date. Complete with pump action piston, and an array of high powered attachments to ensure you maximum pleasure. This product is not currently available in-stores, so pre-order now to avoid disappointment.

<Ross> 'when your girlfriend is not at hand, let your handse be your girlfriend'

by #c4n October 11, 2005

Halsebakke

Halsebakke is the essence of awesomeness. When a Halsebakke is born, the gods cry in pain cuase they know he's better.

Wow, that guy is so awesome, he must be of the Halsebakke clan.

by Hurrhurrimaburr October 18, 2011

Hånden

Hånden means Viktor in latin, and is also the name of the best Viktor player in League Of Legends on the Eroupe West server. Some say that he could easily beat Faker.

Wow that viktor is really good. Must be one of Hånden's smurfs

by 123man123 June 16, 2016