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hannigan

A person who is obnoxious and unattractive to the opposite sex.
I know. He is such a Hannigan.
by Un femme January 25, 2011
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handiclapped

1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.

if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."

*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.

2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.
by falltothesky January 9, 2009
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hannibalesbian

A lesbian who enjoys eating raw flesh, primarily chewing on labia.
Damn, yo! Check out the DSLs on that hannibalesbian!
by George Pooney April 1, 2008
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handi-clap

a schoolyard style clapping routine where two people sing the words: "clap, clap, handi-cap, clap (WHAT!) handi-clap!" <<< is also accompanied by choreographed movements.
1st person: "Hey you guys wana play handi-clap with me?"
2nd person: "yeh...let me wash my hands 1st"
by adam goral October 1, 2005
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handi-tard

someone who is horribly stupid, biased, and shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything but their own breathing.
jeff is a handi-tard.
by nikki.a January 22, 2008
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Handicrapped

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.
I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.
by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015
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Handiness

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.
Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!
by shitdood December 28, 2007
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