Half Legend

Someone who wishes to be a legend however the person in question lacks the mental capability to be considered a legend.

Moo Half legend

by Legend Status October 17, 2017

Half off

When a male or female starts to give their partner a handjob but stops halfway through.

Man, I met a really nice worker at Walmart, but she had to give me a half off before her manager saw!

by Your boi Bailey February 17, 2017

Double-half.

A variation of sexual intercourse enabling the male to give the female double the girth but only half the length. This is achieved by going in with a flaccid penis folded in half.

It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway, so I gave her some good old double-half.

by SlyD0g March 4, 2017

Half Sacker

A dude with only one testicle.

The maintenance man stopped by to fix my sink. So I offered him a gratuitous blow job. Found he’s a half sacker.

My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.

Sorry! My half cancer is acting up

by Astreet13 February 3, 2017

fisherman’s half

When you’ve still got half a pint left but your mate offers you a drink and you don’t want to miss out, so you get a half pint with which to top up the glass. A common scenario since the decline of the fishing industry, so fishermen sit at a ‘spoons nursing a pint instead of fishing.

Ray: Want a pint mate?
Hank: Still got half, I’ll take a fisherman’s half

by gsb October 24, 2019

half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012