Guatemalan Handshake

A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.

I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.

Dude, did you bang her!?!

Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.

by Dr. Raylove November 7, 2011

Guatemalan Pressure-Washer

A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice

Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.

by Krazzy spazz May 10, 2012

Gurtejbir

See Gotch.

Member of the old guard.

Loves Gotch Eggs

Gurtejbir being full name for Gotch.

Substitute for God - Good Gotch!

by Gotch Egg February 13, 2013

Gunter

a very cut guy that something is a ass hole likes messing with u because u take it serious and is very easy to forgive something is a big jerk that likes ur best friend country

gunter; I big jerk at times

by huntinggirl42 November 21, 2014

gasterflabbered

when someone is so overwhelmed they aren't even the correct term of flabbergasted

Bruh, I'm so gasterflabbered. This term paper is too much work!

by goodgollygosh April 7, 2015

Guatemalan stranger

Jerking off with pinky bone from a cadaver.

After hand surgery Kurt gave himself a Guatemalan stranger.

by Kurt-33021 February 29, 2016

Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.

I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.

by Sangeo951 August 20, 2016