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Shinobi Guido Gangster

A mix of Asian, Black, and Guido. A Black Ninja wearing Chanel earrings and Spiked Hair. They are also good with all types of weapons. Swords, Guns(Glocks), Shurikens, Kunai, and their spiked hair too.

What you would get if you crossed Jet Li, DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and 50 Cent.
Jakub: Hey Scott, did you just hear something?
Scott: No, why?

(shink!, POW!, Creak!, Pftoo!)

Jakub and Scott(filled with cuts and bullet holes): THE SHINOBI GUIDO GANGSTER!

(Found dead in Hong Kompton the next day...)
by The Shinobi Guido Gangster January 28, 2010
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Guido

Guido's are hairy, ugly, metro-sexual men almost to the point where you start to question if he's straight or not, they usually like to spend a lotta time on their hair, tacky gold jewlery, fake tans (see Gotti Brothers)and they work out a whole lot, talk with a lame accent and try to act black at times.
They're usually pretty perverted as well, they claim to be hung like horses but let's not kid ourselves, they're not black men.
by high rolla April 16, 2005
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guido

where do i start...

WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ

WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}

WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.

WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.

HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
herkulano and danny are the biggest wannabee guidos :

made with absolutely no love :
kay thanks
by cuties :] December 14, 2008
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guido

a young, gaudy, and sterotypical American of Italian deccent with a macho attitude, usually living in the Northeastern states
Some sleazy guido was staring at my sister.
by Light Joker November 24, 2006
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bro glide

A verb. Many tatted up bros, stuffed into a 4-door or extra cab truck with giant stickers driving around usually fast, with loud metal playing, in a massively raised truck with oversized tires. The kind of truck that would have been cool when you were 14. A sure sign of someone who bro glides: FMF sticker covering up the Ford logo and many dirt bikes that stay in the bed of the truck year round. You will usually find bro gliding in suburban southern california (look for "So-Cal" stickers, baggy pants, logo t's, black socks and bo hos). There have been rumors that bro gliding takes place in southern california deserts, like glamis, but not confirmed.
Yo what's up bro??? Lets go bro glide down to the liquor store so we can bro down tonight.
by tankota August 15, 2007
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Slide Glide

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your slide glide and relax and get some release.
by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011
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Glideth

1.The movement water in England
2.The joyful flutter.
Judith glideth through the river.
by BENNEB January 6, 2014
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