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Griffin

a real piece of shit. If you have the unlucky encounter with a griffin do yourself a favor and commit sepukku. Griffin is an all around horrible guy and is constantly mean to everyone surrounding him.
me: This guy I met at cmc has a real pee pee poo poo kind of vibe about him...
buddy: oh it must have been Griffin in room 362
by Very Big Iron April 21, 2019
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January Griffin

A January Griffin is A cute funny guy with Dave Franco eyebrows. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. After a conversation with him you won't be able to get your mind off him, and every time he calls or texts you, your heart will fill up with joy and excitement. He is someone you don't need to impress because he thinks your beautiful just the way you are. It doesn't matter if you're a depressing/suicidal person who needs therapy, he loves you. It doesn't matter if you think your fat. It doesn't matter if you think you're ugly. It doesn't matter if you think your no good. he sees past all imperfections. Around griffin, I can be me, and I don't care how I look, because he's the only guy I've ever liked and I feel like I don't need to try and be pretty for him to like me. Also, he may act very gay and wear pink toucan shirts, but don't worry he's straight. Just try and stay away from his friends. If you get a griffin in your life, don't screw it up.
Guy 1: Who is that? Whats with his shirt?

Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.
by myemoliferightnow August 23, 2018
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Griffin

An iddiot who uses you for wifi and much more, and acts like he has a big eggplant but really dosent.
Person 1 : bruh your such a griffin

Person 2 : HOW?

person 1 : you use peaple for wifi and brag about having a big eggplant but dosent
by Tubee November 3, 2021
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Griffin

Griffin is a great guy. He makes you laugh, and when you look at him you get butterflies. He is very athletic and very cute. Griffin will make you fall in love with him with just a smile. While he can get mixed up with the homies, He wants a girlfriend. If your dating a Griffin, dont worry just because he kisses the homies goodnight doesnt mean he doesnt love you too.
Is Griffin Gay? Well hes dating her, so I dont know. Doubt it.
by im the real tea spiller November 27, 2019
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Griffin

Wot why is griffin spanking Josh
by FunkoBoy October 6, 2017
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Maya griffin

That maya griffin doesn’t like sweet Caroline
by Mr meoff February 27, 2022
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Griffin

An idiot who loves to argue that lives in Santa Maria and is the most annoying person ever.
Jimmy is the worst friend ever, A real Griffin.
by I definitely go to OA October 25, 2016
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