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Possibly the greatest country singer ever. Texas on my mind.
"After twelve years with Copenhagen, I've finally found that I was mistaken, it's not going to be something to add some years to my life, and that's why I'm still dipping today , and every morning I hear moma say, that shit is gonna kill you if the women don't get you first."
-Pat Green Here We Go
pat green by b-dub May 26, 2006
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Green Beret 

Really Bad Ass Soldiers that specialize in Airborne, covert operations. They Can be Engineers, Doctors, Communicatize and of course Infantryman! Don't mess with any of them! They can kill you with a sticky Note. They can take on entire Armies with just one Squad consisting of 12 guys. When they Get Angry they ram their heads into on coming traffic to calm down.
Fighting soldiers from the sky
Fearless men who jump and die
Men who mean just what they say
The brave men of the Green Beret

Silver wings upon their chest
These are men, America's best
One hundred men will test today
But only three win the Green Beret

Trained to live off nature's land
Trained in combat, hand-to-hand
Men who fight by night and day
Courage peak from the Green Berets
Green Beret by SSg. Barry Sadler September 6, 2009
can be used when describing when someone has wronged another person...originating in Miami, FL
If he talks to yo ex-girl, that's green dogg
green by Jesseka May 13, 2005

Al Green 

Let's get an Al Green CD tonight.
Al Green by CAM July 3, 2004

Greedy Fuck Syndrome 

A common medical egocentric condition driven by monetary gain at the expense of others.
Dave the president of his studio was diagnosed with Greedy Fuck Syndrome when he outlined a proposal where his company's assets would be sold and transferred to the buying company and had planned to fire his hard working employees.

Green Card Marriage 

A marriage of convenience between a legal US citizen and a illegal alien from places such as Russia, India,Nigeria, or Brazil. Usually, they give between 5,000 to 45,000 dollars to marry them and have you sign a contact. People from Latin-America and Caribbean such as Mexicans to Jamaicans pay the lower prices such as 5,000 to 7,000. While Russians and Indians love paying 15,000 and up for a fake marriage. Nigerians and Arabs love paying 17,000 and give you nice cars. But, they are quite bitchy and nagging about the marriage afterwards. Usually these people are way too hot and educated for their American spouses. If they do not get caught by the government within the first year of marriage then you can make a career out of being a Green Card Bride or Husband.
Hot Russian Model Ana marries pimple faced Pizza boy Mike. Now, Mike has condo and new Benz . Geez, this seems like a great green card marriage
Green Card Marriage by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

green tea 

Gay slang for any tea accidentally spilled or spilled to the wrong person. Used by the LGBTQ community as an alternative way to say that someone has "spilled the beans" to the wrong person or at the wrong time.
Last night's green tea was piping hot. I overheard John accidentally reveal Brad's friends with benefits infront of Brad's husband.
green tea by Partysausage December 29, 2018