Gooch Boobs

when a person is so fat, it causes the edges of their gooch to bunch up and hang down forming titties on their gooch, almost like a pair of meat curtins, but on the gooch

ninja: dude that chick was fatter than hell

folgers: yeah and i think i saw her gooch boobs

ninja and folgers: word.........

by Dinospumonie May 13, 2009

Gooch

A large Saharan sandworm that preys on small black children. A close relative of the Mongolian Death Worm and the worms from the movie "Tremors."

Darius: "Make sure your daughter stays near you on the trip, the Algerian gooch might try to eat her."
TeeJay: "Aight man, thanks."

by p00nSlayer April 23, 2014

Gooch

Outdoor game involving a frisbee, pitching wedge, and golf ball. Players toss the frisbee then try to pitch their balls from the tossing spot to within a clubs length of the frisbee in the least amount of strokes. Whoever has their ball closest to the frisbee in the least amount of strokes wins that Hooch and tosses the frisbee to a new spot. First to win 3 Hooches wins a Gooch. Hooches reset to 0 to begin competing for the next Gooch. Once a player reaches 3 Gooches they have won and become THE GRAND-MASTER GOOCH and all players that lost must get down on both knees and grovel to the winner by raising hands to the sky and bending over to touch the ground at the winner's feet thrice.

It was a sunny summer day and the park was filled with rousing games of Gooch and grovelers.

by GoatChedda December 12, 2012

Gooch

This is the term for the male taint. Also known as the area between the 'hung' and the 'bung'.

Her nose was tickling my gooch while I was teabagging her.

by Hugh G Wrection May 25, 2010

Goochie Momma

A chick who seems to have something up her gooche and for some strange reason... you like it. A hot bitch who nobody likes.

That Goochie Momma Told Me to Leave Cause Someone Didn't Know Me, Man I Want To Tap Dat...

by Property of Barnhart December 16, 2007

two in the cooch, one in the gooch

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.

"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

by LaceDogg January 4, 2008

goochland, virginia

Goochland is a county west of Richmond, Va. It is, to most Richmonders, country. However, to many people from the REAL country, it is just a pussy version of country. the part nearest to richmond is full of rich people and country clubs. The rest is trailer trash and farms. by innocent middle schoolers, it is often called "the gooch" until they notice that is the same thing as a taint. most of the kids go to either goochland country public school, or the rich kids in big houses with lakes, counry clubs, and 90 acres of land all go to St. Christophers, St. Catherines, or Collegiate. then they try to be country by driving trucks and hunting.

Dude, what should we do this weekend?
Hmm, maybe hang out at your house?
Dude, i live so far away all the way in the gooch! (Goochland, Virginia.)
Man are you kidding, thats pussy country.

by emcdagooch February 24, 2011