Goalassic

A classical footballSoccer goal. One that was so good that it has stood the test of time.

Dennis Bergkamp's goal against Newcastle at St James's park was recently voted the greatest EPL goal ever, almost 2 decades later it has stood the test of time. This goal is the embodiment of Goalassic.

by Osman Ali February 13, 2022

Gobla

If you are a girl and ever see the Gobla, hide your pussy and run. The Gobla is in love with pussy and will do anything to obtain the top tier. Usually the Gobla can be identified as an eightteen year old Mexijew with a supreme shirt. The Gobla also Nelks really hard every weekend.

"I'm gonna call my mom"- Random Person

"No dont call your mom"- Gobla

*attempts to make out with girl while you are on the phone*

by Taeskibiznus March 16, 2022

Gallagher

To be a 6.5 million dollar third line checking winger, who doesn't contribute much at all and loves to whine.

I can't imagine having a Gallagher on my team. What a waste of money and time.

by sas11h April 7, 2022

Gellagos

That dumbass that acts hella gay for a specific and talks about sexing dogs for some reason

That retard might as well be named Gellagos

by MeatusM1911 June 8, 2022

Gallanes

He's a poopy guy

Gallanes is a poopy guy.

by Magical Hope June 23, 2022

gallath

not a fucking clue but some jarring girl said it to me

“ Oi stop texting his new bird you went though his phone stop getting involved you saw there was nank about you why would there be anyway lol, so tell gallath n all to fuck of ain’t got nank better to do with your pathetic life, and if I here you chatting shit agin I’ll be coming to see ya”

by Levis123 August 12, 2022

Golag

Your friend is Dyslexic and now you regret reading the word on Urban Dictionary

"Dude, you know Golags"
"Whats a Golag"

*Looks up Golag*

*Cries*

by NotSmartw June 26, 2022