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gorilla punch

when you are doing a girl up the ass when she is about to cum pull ur dick out and punch her in the stomach and she will shit all over
by j duffman January 28, 2003
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Gorilla Juice Head

a term used by "Snookie", a co-star of the popular ( in 2010 ) MTV reality TV show 'Jersey Shore'. "Gorilla" refers to a big, muscular guy, and "juice head" refers to steroid use (juice is the street name for steroids). So, Snookie is always on the lookout for a 'Gorilla Juice Head' to take back to the MTV Jersey Shore home, even if it is being filmed, to have casual, one night stand sex with.

Interestingly, she wants a well built, tan, good looking guy, yet she happens to be a chunky, unattractive little dwarf -- something you would normally see at a carnival freak show at the turn of the century
Snookie: "I am going to find a Gorilla Juice Head tonight at the club, and come home and get it in!"
by finksburgSteveM October 11, 2010
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Gorilla

A guy who’s dick is huge and is super dom. Likely in some branch of the military. He’s genetically closer to his primate ancestors than the average human, AKA he’s in touch with his inner monkey and has no shame about it. He has extreme opinions on most subjects and probably lacks critical thinking skills, however he makes up for that in the bedroom cause this man is DOWN TO TRY ANYTHING. He’s def into all the freaky shit and fucking him is like making love to a tractor. He’s the type of guy who could fuck another man and it wouldn’t be gay.
Oh my god sis, Reynold was plowing me so hard last night, he’s a total gorilla”
by Bochy e July 13, 2020
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Horny Gorilla

In skydiving, a freefall formation, in which 4-8 skydivers start docked in a star, and hook their feet together in the center.
Hey! Let's do a horny gorilla and pull before 4000!
by Chris Carmon August 30, 2006
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Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
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Gorillian

Gorillian is a term used to define 1million Gorillas. Not very often a term used in modern day society, but this is purely for the reason that there is no place in which a million Gorillas live. However currently the Gorillas are being trained by Joe, Matt and Jack to take over the world. The gorillian HQ shall not be disclosed for obvious reasons..

..This term was invented by 'Joe' as a means of saying 'one million gorillas' quicker.
'Oh dear God! The Gorillians have taken over Asis and many parts of America!'
by Matthias (Brother In Flares) December 18, 2004
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Screaming Gorilla

The act of a male shaving his pubic hair, holding the shaved hairs in his hand, and then proceeding to have intercourse from behind with a female. When the male is near climax, he flips the female over on her back and ejaculates all over her chest. He then throws his shaved hairs on her chest and hopes that they will stick while he gives a loud gorilla call and pounds his chest like King-Kong.
Kim's roomate was amazed at the amount of hair in the tub after Kim had showered until she found out Kim's boyfriend, Larry, had given her a screaming gorilla.
by Taint McReynolds September 20, 2008
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