Panto Klamo Goatpen

- proper noun, person
Panto is regarded as the 'original that guy'.
a that guy is commonly found in the background of many pictures and often ruins pictures.

That god damn Panto Klamo Goatpen ruined all my photos from John's birthday party.

by P.K.Gpen March 18, 2009

A Gooner Goatee

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!

“Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch”

by Owen melling February 21, 2021

billy goats

Extremely large attractive breasts.

Damn dude, Look at those billy goats! I just wanna suck em!

by Rob Lussier September 1, 2008

goatherder

1. Someone who is SO terrible at life, he can't ever do anything above the bare minimum of existence, that is, staying alive.
2. a person who cannot drive more than 10 miles without getting lost.
3. A person who is afraid to enter any social scenes, or anywhere outside their home.

friend of Prince Ali: "Prince Ali! why can't you leave your palace and come to the market?"
Prince Ali: "I can't!!!!! it's too far!!!!!"
friend of Prince Ali: "It's ONLY 2 blocks away from your palace you goatherder!"

by chucklesbanan September 28, 2009

The goats

A feeling of sexual arousal. To be horny

I need to call this girl over . I've got the goats

by backseatnerd October 9, 2016

Japanese Goatie

A Japanese Goatie occurs when you are having anal sex, and a sliver of crap hangs onto the end of your penis, just beneath the japs eye.

i was doing this unclean chick in the butt and i got a japanese goatie

by mastraculous January 22, 2009

Good News Goats

Adj; A positive outcome or future event. When there is a good turn of events. Antonym of Bad News Bears.

You're not having my kid?! That's good news goats!

by Tito January 26, 2005