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motor goat

It's a combination of an 'Angry Goat' and a 'Motor Boat'.

The male specimen tucks his testicles (preferrably large) between his legs so they are exposed from behind.

The recipient applies his tongue (or entire face, depending on the magnitude of the testicles) in between the 'pair' in question, and makes a motor boat noise, whilst moving side to side and blowing a rasberry.

An advanced motor boater will make a goat noise. It's much more impressive.
Sharon got got pissed when Aron exposed the Angry Goat so she gave that son of a bitch a motor goat. Got him real good!
by mothersdayspecial June 1, 2011
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Goat Noises

An oral imitation of a goat or sheep's bleat followed by an extremely loud obscenity or expression. This is best characterized qualitatively by rapidly articulating a monotone. For the greatest desired effect, execute in a quiet area where the noise maker can remain anonymous yet achieve the desired effect: i.e. a dark auditorium or movie theater. Cursing in said situations is optional.
"Meh-eh-eh-eh... FUCK"
"For the love of monkey teats! Who the gay is making Goat Noises?!"
by GoatNoise September 18, 2009
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Buffalo Goat

A combination of buffalo bill and the goat. During a buffalo goat, a man tucks his penis behind his thighs, only showing a triangle of pubic hair. He then proceeds to quickly turn around, thus giving the audience "the goat," completing the buffalo goat. Preferably done on chatroulette or in public.
"Is that a guy or a woman."

"Dude, it's a woman. Wait, maybe it is a dude."

(Gives buffalo goat)

"Yeah, that's a dude."
by 3000labels May 20, 2010
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goat goudger

To have intercourse with a goat
I heard your Dad is a goat goudger.
by Eric Buzz. April 28, 2007
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Geographical Goats

Geography for goats: a classroom exclusively for goats who have no place in this world and should really be eliminated ASAP but oh well especially if you are wallowing in self pity and have no place in art and your art teacher shoves you in the bin with your failed project/life and you just wanna be with your friend in a goat classroom with no other people/creatures/socially acceptable things and although someone will still probably come destroy the goat classroom to get rid of us i really like it because i am a goat
Dave: Did you manage to join the geographical goats classroom on quizlet?
Barry: Nah bro it's super exclusive, like only members or something.
Dave: Mad I know, i'm going to keep trying tho
by DaveGave May 17, 2019
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galaxy goats

someone: dude you watch galaxy goats
someone: yes im a roblox and minecraft fan and i love his minecraft parodies
by a retarded guy July 22, 2017
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goat-tastic

greatest of all time crossed with fantastic, super cheesy yet effective word for epic or amazing
This moment is goat-tastic.
by 7oh7ks&kw April 9, 2010
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