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what girlfriend?

The phrase you use when you're tryna spit game to a potential side-chick but you already have a main girl who isn't giving any neck.

(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)
Girl: So do you have a girl or somethin?
You: Girl? What girlfriend????
by MisterStealYourReich January 28, 2017
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Disposable Girlfriend

A girlfriend you have at a short time only because you're bored or just want to have a girlfriend. A girl who is dumb, is lonely, or has daddy issues make great targets. You usually will lie and appeal to this person until they get sick of you or you get sick of them. Then when you're done you get them to hate you so you don't have to talk to them again.
That one girl I dated last month? She was a disposable Girlfriend. I never really cared for her.
by Bendickmemes February 21, 2019
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maggies girlfriend

Maggies girlfriend is around as much as my dad is
by FritzValentino February 21, 2022
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Minecraft Girlfriend

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be
Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022
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Wall-girlfriend

An illustration of a female (usually good looking), usually in the form of a poster, located on the walls or ceiling of bedrooms of lonely young men.
Dude, your wall-girlfriend is totally smokin'!
by AwEsOmE-ty March 16, 2009
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Goth girlfriend

That big titty goth girlfriend that will smother you with her big juicy thighs
“ bruh why can’t I just get a goth girlfriend that will love me and appreciate me ;-;”
by .:.:bruh January 29, 2022
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Virtual Girlfriend

A girl for hire who for pay will pretend to "date you" often exchanging online sexual favors such as sexy emails, Skype chat, phone sex, text messages, video clips, sexy pics, and/ or webcam chat in exchange for financial reward or wishlist items.

Slightly different from a plain ole cam girl, or phone sex operator because you hire her for an extended period of time ie: 1 week.

Typical customers are usually males, and "purchases" are made for a variety of reasons, such as wanting someone to cheer them up if they are feeling lonely, wanting to make an ex jealous, make them look popular, or even because they want to hide their true sexuality, or make it look like they are attached to friends or family.
Example : "I just paid this hot chick to pretend to be my virtual girlfriend for a week on Facebook to make my ex jealous."

See http;//yourvirtualgirlfriend.tk or www.mygirlfund.com for more precise examples.
by bumme unplugged April 23, 2014
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