hairy shit gash

(Noun)

Derogatory term for trans woman vagina.

A surgical vagina made of colon tissue and reconstructed phallus. That has a distinct foul smelling odour. (It can sometimes when the surgery is botched have hair on the inside hence « hairy shit hash »)

This surgery need constant after care such a dilatation to make sure it doesn’t close

Man, I picked up a « girl » from the bar last night and when we got to « her » place she presented me with a smelly, Hairy shit gash

by Dr Verville EM April 8, 2021

Gash rash

Unsightly razor burn caused by inexpert shaving of the wordflange

These new Bic razors are total wank, they give me evil gash rash

by L June 27, 2003

Gash Crash

The female equivalent of a Cock Block. Occurs when one crashes a meeting during which a woman is attempting to make her gash available to someone with whom she hopes to partake in sexual intercourse.

A gash crash can either be backed by malicious intent, or can be the benevolent act of a wingman or bromie upon a friend whose beer goggles regularly get the best of him.

Andy's bromo, Nathan, frequently had to gash crash Selena in order to spare him the fatty remorse.

by Nick Epic January 8, 2012

Your Mothers Gash

Used for defining something or someone that acts, smells, or generally reminds you of an older womans gash. Can also be used as an excuse for being late.

"Damn Bob, this rancid bait smells almost as bad as your mothers gash" or "Sorry Im late, I was up all night balls deep in your mothers gash."

by AKStubby October 11, 2008

Gash flow forecast

A prediction of the amount of girls, gash, you are likely to get in the next year.

"I've just completed my Gash flow forecast for the year ending 31/12/2009."

by Alreet duck? May 4, 2009

stab some gash

The act of using your erect penis to penetrate a vagina. Was mentioned in the movie "Pain & Gain" in a scene where Michael Rispoli (Frank Griga) invites Mark Wahlberg (Danny Lugo) to go out and stab some gash (find girls for sex).

Ey Mikey, let's go find a few broads and stab some gash.
I was in Miami last summer and I met so many girls, I was stabbing gash.

by Negro-Damus August 15, 2017

Corned Beef Gash

A very mean-spirited term used to describe a particularly unattractive vagina.

"I can't believe your mom did that porno! Who the hell wants to see her corned beef gash?"

by foolkilla August 15, 2012