TV Guide Purse

Promotion by TV Guide for subscription in late 1990's and early 2000's.

TV Guide Purses are shitty purses that fall apart after a few months of transferring beer from CVS to the train. Those using TV Guide purses are usually moronic, confused idiots who mistake it for a gym bag. They are the perfect example of what is wrong with the world.

Jon took his TV Guide Purse with him on the train, filled with feminine products and cheap beer.

by Rick AKA Ted December 7, 2011

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person who fuck neibour

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by hasan naseem December 24, 2004

guidaholic

one who uses a guide for video games to beat them and usualy realies on guides.

Richie: ah man I had to use a guide to beat zelda.

Mike: I didn't use one

Richie: yeah you did, I seen you your a guidaholic like me.

by Rader December 7, 2006

asian guido

A single asian male between the ages of 18-35 who frequents the gym, 18+ bars, and your slutty ex-girlfriend's bed. He has biceps bigger than his head and doesn't lift legs because it makes his penis look smaller than it already is. His relationship with God is just as good as the one with his tattoo artist. Preferred drinks are saki bombs and seoul trains.

"Omg Hil, did you see that asian guido that works at the suishi restaurant down the street? He asked for my number before he asked if i wanted ginger and wasabi."

"Omg Karen, asian guidos are totally your type."

by vodkacupcakes December 14, 2013

guido frolic

A stupid type of dance, where guido's (mostly found in the new york area) jump around like maniac's moving their feet quickly, thinking that this will help them to get ass.

guido frolic


Hey what's wrong with David Luke is he drunk,
No, he's just doing his gay "guido frolic".

by Beta Beta Beta April 4, 2009

Guid

A young man that possesses qualities not unlike the common "guido," but is not Italian. Most commonly very large Romanian or Norwegian men with extremely short friends that highlight his stature.

"Stop hasslin' me, Guid, you're not even Italian!"

by Kelly O'Mouse November 21, 2009