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A pleasantly stimulating form of male masturbation. Especially good for arousing dormant pleasure nubbins. This one is great if you like to massage your scrotum with one hand while you masturbate with the other. If you're right-handed, instead of holding your scrotum from the left side, cross your wrists (left wrist on top) so you're grabbing your scrotum from the right side. You may have to bend your body to the right to get the best position. If you've never done this before, it will feel like someone else is holding your scrotum. Tip: As you masturbate with the other hand, press your fingertips and thumb into the cracks between your scrotum and each thigh, and gently massage those areas with slow, rhythmic movements.
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