gloozey

Ottawas Entertainment Page, @Gloozey on Instagram with over 50k+ Followers, EVEN Shaq(@shaq) Follows

Yo did you see Gloozey latest Video

by Frederik123 January 28, 2021

gloozey

A very popular Instagram entertainment and meme page dedicated to Ottawa. So popular EVEN SHAQ (@shaq) follows and comments on their posts. While the page promotes a lot of popular rappers from Pttawa and Toronto Gloozey often features News and Facts related to Canada as well as senseless and funny videos consisting of primitive youth (and also adults) engaging in funny activities whilst shouting out the phrase "GLOOZEY". Due to its large influence, many people thrive to have their videos reposted onto the page, which causes to people record whatever they deem funny, ghetto or just plain crazy.

Yo fam did you pree the new post on Gloozey, I cant believe Justin Trudeau really dressed up as a "Brown Faced Alaadin" in 2001! BRAZYYYY

by Frederik123 January 28, 2021

globerino

someone who acts like a totally idiot: a person who is miserable to be around or be involved with
: like the 2000s cartoon side-character, Globgrog. Globgrog would make blatantly dumb choices and make everyone around them miserable.

"omg I got caught cheating on my test"
"you goddamn globerino! what were you thinking"

by Kolme Alexander April 8, 2021

gloozed

also known as waster. biggest poopy head on the planet. thinks she owns diner. literally has no social life as she is on diner 25/8. she CAN be alright sometimes i SUPPOSE 🙄. likes geese
is in love with ramen (both types)
is a gay
is a man woman
has a hot brother (???)
shits and unshits everyday
live love glooze

true sex -gloozed

by leafyuwu November 27, 2021

Danny Glover Defence

The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)

JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence

JP>Nice!

by ultrachris2000 October 7, 2010

moist glory

Moistness in the upmost and highest achievement of honor with outstanding achievements in being moist to the highest level that one object or person can pursue and/or accomplish.

Without elation, without and interval of moist glory, the cold was gone.

by Da ballyball team March 21, 2017

Hoe-Glow

The look of happiness and excitement after a one-night-stand or hook-up. Often resulting in a glowey look in ones face.

"I finally met a guy last night and brought him home!" "Deng girl I can tell, you got your hoe-glow on"

by LILJAYLICH September 18, 2017