glass bottom ride

when, eating the pussy, seran wrap is placed on the genitals to prevent the fish and ass flavored blend that go with the territory

jon f: hey mrs. borreli, want to go for a glass bottom ride?
mrs. borelli: there won't be a video of this will there?

by jim April 2, 2004

glass cannon

A girl with great looks but little to no substance; a weak constitution. These girls are generally shallow and usually fall for the "bad boys," which are the boys that treat her like crap so she has to constantly qualify and validate herself.

Dude, don't go for Tomi. She's a glass cannon.

by pydrasparadox August 5, 2020

glass onion

Something wild and trippy that you look through in the beatles song "glass onion".

Looking through a glass onion

by Corey P. June 4, 2005

Glass Closet

When you have come out as LGBT+ and those around you (parents, friends, etc) refuse to accept/acknowledge it.

Person 1: My ma keeps misgendering me.

Person 2: Didn't you come out to your family?

Person 1: Yeah, but I'm stuck in the glass closet.

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Person 1: Hey dad, this is my boyfriend.

Dad: You mean best friend, right?

by HackMeBiatchez September 8, 2020

glass balloon animal

When your partner has give you multiple orgasms and you can't move. You don't have bones. You feel like air trapped in glass.

You made me into a glass balloon animal.

by QueenFeyre December 21, 2021

Glass Hammer

A word to describe something that is as powerful as it is fragile.

Man is a glass hammer, powerful beyond compare but fleshy and destructible.

by Saecryd October 16, 2008

Glass-bottom boat

The act of defecating into another person's mouth, then sealing it shut with clear packaging tape.

I gave her the glass-bottom boat.

by The Board of Vulgar Language November 4, 2008