The act of receiving oral while wearing any item of swag (small wreath, holly, seasonal coniferous decor, etc.)
Once the tree was decorated to a jolly perfection, the spiked nog started to kick in and next thing you know she was gag-swagging my candy cane like one sexy ass elf.
by Dr. Dijon December 17, 2019
Get the Gag-swaggingmug. by MasonHammyLover69420 May 5, 2021
Get the e-gagmug. A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.
He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.
Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.
Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.
Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.
Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”
“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
by Brobituary August 6, 2025
Get the Gag Hagmug. by CarbonFLARE__ October 13, 2019
Get the Gag-a-Girlmug. a retractor guaranteeing a biteless blow job
Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I put a spider gag on him. (Also good training for him to get used to face fucking!)
by anonymous August 14, 2024
Get the spider gagmug. by moyesy October 3, 2008
Get the freshly gagmug. An AI kingdom that was started in relation to Nicki Manaj, where the girls and the gays congregate to exchange tea and engage in heretic activities.
by Andrew Ostrihon January 10, 2024
Get the Gag Citymug.