The literal form of cock watching. When someone who you assumed to be straight is caught looking at some meat.
by Ben_420 March 31, 2024
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Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference
My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!
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- Want to watch the latest episode of our show tonight?
- Do we have any wine? I don’t want to dry-watch it.
- Want to watch the latest episode of our show tonight?
- Do we have any wine? I don’t want to dry-watch it.
by Mba008 August 28, 2025
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