A triple-insult designed to really hit home. It is in fact three separate insults;
1. You're Fat
2. You're a Fuck
3. You're a Fat Fuck.
1. You're Fat
2. You're a Fuck
3. You're a Fat Fuck.
by Go ham October 3, 2012
Get the Fat Fuck mug.A joke involving usually three or more parties, a cannibal tribe, and some form of utensil used for stabbing.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Czech are out exploring, and they're captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals says "We're going to eat you now, because we're cannibals and that's what we do. But we're not savages like we used to be, so we're not going to torture you for three days first...in fact, you can kill yourselves any way you like, we don't care."
The explorers all look rather crestfallen at this news, and the chief hastens to reassure them: "Oh, I know what you're thinking, we've seen it before---you're thinking your life has been a waste, you're going to die out here for nothing, and so on. Well, let me assure you, that just isn't true. We'll use your skin to make our excellent canoes, your hair to make twine, and we'll eat every edible part of you. So really, it's not a waste at all. Now, please get on with it."
The Frenchman says "vive la france", and slits his throat.
The Englishman takes his gun, says "God save the Queen", and shoots himself in the head.
The Czech pulls out a fork and starts stabbing himself---first in the thigh (ouch!), then in the side (yow!), then in the lower leg (argh!)...finally the king of the cannibals says "My god, what are you doing??!!"
And the Czech stabs himself with the fork again and says..."Fuck your canoe."
The explorers all look rather crestfallen at this news, and the chief hastens to reassure them: "Oh, I know what you're thinking, we've seen it before---you're thinking your life has been a waste, you're going to die out here for nothing, and so on. Well, let me assure you, that just isn't true. We'll use your skin to make our excellent canoes, your hair to make twine, and we'll eat every edible part of you. So really, it's not a waste at all. Now, please get on with it."
The Frenchman says "vive la france", and slits his throat.
The Englishman takes his gun, says "God save the Queen", and shoots himself in the head.
The Czech pulls out a fork and starts stabbing himself---first in the thigh (ouch!), then in the side (yow!), then in the lower leg (argh!)...finally the king of the cannibals says "My god, what are you doing??!!"
And the Czech stabs himself with the fork again and says..."Fuck your canoe."
by LMontiel July 29, 2012
Get the Fuck your canoe mug.N. What you say to a person, when you honestly do not care what they think or feel about a particular person, subject, or action.
Girl: OMG how could you fuck my best friend, you know how i felt about you!
Guy: When we were together, you cheated on me anyway. Fuck Your Feelings.
Parent: I don't appreciate the foul language you use in your Facebook statuses. there's kids on this site you know!
Guy: Fuck Your Feelings, If you don't want your kids exposed to vulgarity, get them off the computer and make them watch Nick Jr.
Guy: When we were together, you cheated on me anyway. Fuck Your Feelings.
Parent: I don't appreciate the foul language you use in your Facebook statuses. there's kids on this site you know!
Guy: Fuck Your Feelings, If you don't want your kids exposed to vulgarity, get them off the computer and make them watch Nick Jr.
by Young Enigma May 13, 2010
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To tell someone to "sit the fuck down" is to rub-in a victory of any proportion.
To tell someone to "sit the fuck down" is to rub-in a victory of any proportion.
by NarooN November 25, 2009
Get the sit the fuck down mug.when someone knowingly disrespects you and then acts like its no big deal or tries to say that it's because your behavior or actions are the reason they disrespected you
expression you say, "fuck me over" when you keep helping out a friend that never follows through with what they tell you and in the end your ass out cleaning up the mess,
by hoosiergirl November 1, 2013
Get the fuck me over mug.Bob went to China for a holiday. The next day while in a hotel in Beijing, he switched on his laptop to Google something. To his surprise all the page is now displayed in Chinese! cause the smart guys working at Google, think that once you are in China, you speak Chinese!
Bob was upset and said; Fuck Google! I'll go to Bing.
Bob was upset and said; Fuck Google! I'll go to Bing.
by numediaweb March 11, 2015
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