Father Gable

The hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. A silent guardian. A watchful protector. Father Gable.

Woman 1: "It's a bird."
Woman 2: "It's a plane."
Woman 3: "It's Father Gable. I'm creaming."

by aaronprime March 21, 2018

Father Hoppi

a ungrateful perverted that sexually harasses every child he comes by and looks like a faggot

today Father Hoppi teaches bible

by jacob sweden October 11, 2018

Father

A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen

I leaver knew my father ~Bruce Finding Nemo

by GrammerGrimReaper April 8, 2019

Father

Father the mythical said to be the male partner needed to produce offspring. Often said to be off getting milk

Bruce never ,who never knew is father, was touched by the male who was crossing to world to find his son.

by GrammerGrimReaper April 8, 2019

Father

Something that doesn't exsist

Friend: girlfriend=father
Person: well then delete mematic

by Pussmaster-69 November 2, 2019

father

someone niggas like me will never meet

"jimmy where is your father?"
"Sir, I'm brown"
"oh that's right"

by bee.nigga May 24, 2020

Father roulette

You and all of your friends get together with a girl, jerk off into a cup, and then use a turkey baster to insert the cum in her vagina

You coming to the party? We are gonna play father roulette!

by Doctor puss slayer March 11, 2021