Ghetto Pony

One that is like a wigger but even more so ghetto as to completly resemble a black man when he walks into a room.
Jason is such a ghetto pony with all that bling and that fuckin clown suit
by adam October 07, 2004
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stick pony

The act of masturbating with one hand while the thumb from the other hand is inserted in the anus.
Justin couldn't find any toot, so he hung around the house and rode the stick pony.
by cruiser February 21, 2005
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Sparkle pony

A high maintenance person who is unprepared for a harsh work environment and becomes a burden to their teammates. You may keep them around because they make you feel good about yourself, but they are the target of verbal abuse and the butt of jokes.
Worker 1: "Why is Ken still around?"

Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."
by Maverick1849 May 31, 2011
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chinese pony

Multi-partner sex where a man has sex doggie-style switching between multiple partners in a row, Chinese-fire drill style. Also works with female on-top, riding cowgirl to a succession of male "ponies".
That party got crazy last night, the girls were doing Chinese Pony with Joe.
by Owlet-C March 11, 2016
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Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
by Chelle-Belle June 01, 2017
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mouth pony

Girl that likes to ride dick with her mouth, does not leave a drop.
"April is a mouth pony!"
by enjoit January 23, 2014
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steel pony

A descriptive term of having ridden a particularly erect penis.
“My gosh, Bruce really gave me the steel pony
by The Steel Pony April 26, 2018
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