football bitch

A weak kid on the football team that you use to practice on. (American)

"peters is my football bitch."
"Coach Sanders, my football bitch anit here"
"Wheres you football bitch?"

by coricaman November 24, 2006

American Football

The art of being able to run into eachother.

He has the ball! Quck! Run into him!

by PUNX April 9, 2005

Football Team

Football Team- A mass of bumbling idiots and jocks who think about sex every 5 seconds and fap in the showers.

The Football Team went into the showers, their minds ingulfed in a world of their "hottest babes".

by GothicInLove December 26, 2010

american football

All you Rugby guys are crazy. Put an NFL running back on the rugby field and he will score every time he touches the ball. When you compare the 2 athletically, football players are bigger, stronger, can jump higher, can run faster, and can catch better. They wear pads cause they hit 10 times as hard..

The Rugby player was angry to learn a football player had been fucking his wife, but could do nothing about it because he would get his ass kicked..

by Chris Tozer March 28, 2005

Female football player

A female that plays football, probably the best and toughest player on the team, makes every guy jealous

Dang, have you seen that female football player; she's on fire.

by FootballGirl#55 November 26, 2017

American Football

A stupid game for twats who are too pussy to play rugby. The players wear major protective gear so they don't mess up their 'perfect' hair and bend over pretending to throw the ball through their legs while another player stands behind them and gives them anal. There's nothing wrong with gays but there's a time and a place to be bumming a guy.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you want to play American Football?"
Guy 2: "Oh, sorry mate, I'm not gay"

by its stupid June 14, 2010

Celtic football club

Celtic football club is a club in Glasgow supported by terrorists and paedophiles. The fans are well known for not getting washed and because of this they stink. They will always live in the shadow of the mighty Glasgow Rangers.

Defined .

Me. Who are we playing this weekend?

Friend. Celtic football club

Me. Ah i better not take the kids to that one then.

by Geordiejock March 15, 2018