fog nocker

a person who is fake and smokes to much weed be they don't have a life so they bully other people into thinking they are straight but in reality they are a gay price of crap who needs to hop off the edge of the flat world. they also have a freckle on their right hand.

you suck fog nockers

by corringey June 10, 2017

Cali Fog

The description of the smoke from constant forest fires in the state of California.

*rolls car window down*, “Oh jeez! The Cali fog is thick out here today, same old campfire smell.”

by BigamusGregamus June 30, 2024

Fog Nugget

The act of vaporizing a weed nugget, inhaling and farting smoke out of your ass

I fog nuggeted so hard, snoop would be jealous.

by Blyzzie92 May 22, 2022

Fog Horn

A derogatory term used to describe a loud British person.

*British person being loud*
Non-British person: "Shut the fuck up Fog Horn!"

by He8i3 May 4, 2022

freedom fog

The smoke left in the air from either lighting a firework or a firework going off.

The night sky was full of freedom fog on the Fourth of July.

by BlakeAP July 4, 2017

fog fog!

Mild, little, uncertain, unclear

A: What did you prepare for our trip tomorrow?
B: Fog fog!

by Silvers Nhan July 17, 2021

brain fog

An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.

In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!

Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."

by HRHClare April 3, 2024