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Flat-face

A bear's term for a human.
Bear1: My cub was shot by a flat-face ...

Bear2: A flat-face put my cub in a zoo.

Bear3: Flat-faces bring nothing but trouble. Hmph.
by AnalPenetrationByForce October 12, 2011
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flatchested

the name for a person with a very flat chest. usually very offending to most girls who have no boobs.
A: ew. look at that tiffany girls myspace picture.
B: i know. no one wannts to see her in a bathing suit.
A: and shes pressing her arms together ro make it look like she has boobs.
A: she is so flatchested.
by Alexa H August 24, 2006
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Flatinum

Fake Platinum, a type of costume jewelry that will turn your skin green.
"Dude, that flatinum chain is turning yo' neck green"
also, "Yo, them grillz T-Bone gotst are skrait up FLATINUM"
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Flat Earth Society

Flat Earth Society (n.) - The International Flat Earth Society was created in 1956 by the English man, Samuel Shenton. They argued that the Earth is actually flat. It was believed by members and non-members alike that the Apollo moon landings were a hoax and were made up by NASA in order to get ahead in the space race against Russia. The Honorable Samuel Shenton died in 1971. Charles K. Johnson became the new president of the Flat Earth Society. Consequently, the Society was moved to Lancaster, California. Under Johnson's leadership, the Society grew from a few members to around 3,000 worldwide. The Society believes that humans live on a disc. A good portion believes that the North Pole is at its center and there is a 150-foot (~45 meter) high wall of ice at the outer edge (generally believed to be the so-called Antartica). The resulting map resembles the symbol of the United Nations, something Johnson used as evidence for his position. In this model, the sun and moon are each a mere 32 miles (52 km) in diameter. The Honorable Charles K. Johnson died on March 19, 2001, leaving the Society without a leader. This was the end of the Flat Earth Society as we knew it. It now only exists through the remaining believers, but there is no official organization like before. There are some websites dedicated to the Society, but stand mostly for parodical purposes.
The Flat Earth Society fought the lonely fight of leading the world back to 'sanity'.
by r0akh December 31, 2006
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flat stanley

when you see a hot hoe with massive jugs but when you take off her bra shes flatter then a flat screen TV
"i was so hyped to see laqueeshas double d boobs but when i took off her bra she was flatter then my 6 year old brother."

"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"
by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017
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flat tire

1. a impotent man

2. a flaccid penis

3. a stupid or useless person

4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe
He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.
by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2011
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Fat and Flat

A terminal syndrome, usually pertaining to a woman, in which the person/creature is fat in all the wrong places and flat in all of the good places.
The dirty hippy woman had extremely small breasts and buttocks in relation to her large skirt of fat around her stomach. Thus she was fat and flat.
by Reed Not Weed February 26, 2011
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