Rush to flush

When a group of people rush to the bathroom at the same time during an event. An example can be during halftime of a sporting event, especially the Super Bowl. Another example is the mass use of bathrooms right after lunch hour in offices.

Fan1: Aren't you going to the bathroom? It's halftime.
Fan2: Nah, I'll wait until after the rush to flush.

by pnwtease December 6, 2013

Full Throat Flush

When you burp and cough at the same time

Dave: CHOAGUGHH!
Jeff: Bro, did you just rip a Full Throat Flush?
Dave: Yeah, I think so.

by xXwabajack_JonesXx June 1, 2021

Courtesy Flush

When someone has dropped a nasty shit in a public bathroom that subsequently begins to stink in the next stall. The dropper of the nasty shit must flush his/her toilette to rid the bathroom of the shit smell that is being realeased from the fresh shit pile.

Hey u next to me, you're shit smell is making me light headed, can you give a nigga a courtesy flush.

by CpnIt October 5, 2009

double flush

when you poop in the toilet and you flush it and look back and there is still some poop there or skid marks, you give it another flush and its all gone

Man, i took such a huge poop the other day i had to double flush that sucker.

by Cortizz April 25, 2008

flush

to dunk a basketball

"Yo, D-train just flushed one on GMac's head, it looks like the Wilson logo is imprinted on his head...

by marky marc from tha burgh March 28, 2003

Royal Flush

The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).

Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).

So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?

I gave him the Royal flush during recess.

Very good, Hawthorne.

by vanderspoor August 29, 2011

Pre-flush

To flush the water-closet prior to defication thereby lubricating the porcelain, thus mitigating the effects of a crash landing.

'Dont forget to pre-flush darling, you do know how you love to crash-land'.

by McGinty September 2, 2006