Bileqular Cow-flap

Slang word similar to the definition of bitch.
Slang word for bitch.
See bitch.

Oh my cod, you bileqular cow-flap!

by Boberta Spray August 18, 2008

Flapacino

A slang word to describe a womens pussy.

Hey dude, She had a fineeee Flapacino

by Ross Jamieson May 3, 2007

flaph

v. the action of water getting onto ones feet when walking in the rain, specifically when wearing flip flops
n. the water that gets on ones body as a result of flaphing

in a sentence: the water flaphed onto my ankles as i was sprinting to the house in my flip flops during a rainstorm.

by DeeJayGJ February 26, 2009

Flap-a-squat

1. To wave your arms and say woooo woooo 2. an insult to grandparents and enemies. 3. to fart

The cheerleaders had to flap-a-squat to make them appear good. I said flap-a-squat to my grandma, then she sent me home. I have to flap-a-squat so bad, I just let it loose.

by Christina Smithe September 28, 2012

Flap nap

When a person preforms cunnilingus on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. The resulting snores against the vulva and labia (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of cunnilingus. Unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn't even trying.

Woman#1: Paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
Woman2: Did he atleast take a flap nap?

by Capitan Rastrero April 14, 2016

Flapjack pattywhack

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!

My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.

by dab7713 July 6, 2016

Nasty Flap

To be nasty and have a flap for a piece of hair ; also can refer to the term "Gage"

Everyone : Ya nasty flap.
Nasty flap : Ok cool I don't care.
Everyone : sure you don't .
Nasty flap : Ughughugh.

by George Donnell October 5, 2016