flepsicle

The state of being flexible enough to give oneself oral sex.

"The gymnast needed no girlfriend: he was flepsicle enough to get by himself."

by 149271239273123363 December 12, 2009

Floopity Vagina

A vagina with big saggy meat curtains, that are unable to retain its shape. Commonly referred to as saggy vagina, or "big ol' roast beef lips"

"Hey, does my vagina look floopity to you???"
"Damn girl, you have one floopity vagina"

by Crono184 October 29, 2012

Floop

The sound made by something large going up the vacuum cleaner

I think I've found the gerbil, because something just flooped up the hoover?

by jamsponge July 21, 2015

floenk

The sound a tennis ball makes when it’s hits a window

Can you stop, I can’t hear anything but floenk floenk floenk floenk!

by Fatniggaonascotter October 4, 2020

Zip-Flop

(v.) The act of pulling your penis out of your pants and smacking it onto a table or other surface.

Fuck man, my dick is bruised. I zip-flopped at this party at least 3 or 4 times.

by SommerRaysAss February 15, 2018

Fliggety Flaggety Floop

First, black people used to say "in the house". Then white people people started saying that so it became "in the hizouse". Then when white people started saying that, it became "hizizouse". "Hizizouse" became "Hizzle", and now, black people just call it a "Fliggety Flaggety Floop"

White guy: Come on, let's go back to our fliggety flaggety floop

Black guy: AW COME ON! DONT TAKE THAT TOO!

by Fekkas August 3, 2008

Nicki Flopaj

Nicki Flopaj is a female rapper who consistently flops on a regular basis whenever her new single or feature drops. She usually will chart on the Billboard Hot 100 for one week and then drop out of the Billboard Hot 100 the next week. Nicki Flopaj is also someone considered old, bitter, and washed.

Henry: “Hey did you hear the new Nicki Flopaj song?”

Mary: “Yeah it was pretty trash, sounds like another song to drop 75 spots on billboard.”

Henry: “Why doesn’t Nicki Flopaj just retire already?”

by LaminatedFloors February 27, 2020