werewolf fishing

when you are fingering a hairy girl and when you pull out, you have gunk on your fingers.

bro, i was with this italian girl last night right, and ended up with nast gunk on my hand. -sounds like someone went werewolf fishing

by woah wait a sec. April 13, 2011

fishing tournament

A competition with a group of guys where the participants goal is to accumulate the most collective poundage of females in one night. Thus, it is beneficial to aim for whales as opposed to regular girls because 1 whale could be equivalent to 3 normal females (actual weighing of girls is optional).

Me and my uncle Jake has a fishing tournament last night. I harpooned my first whale at a cool 195, his at 180. However, his second whale was a blue whale aka the deadliest catch, weighing in at 215. I couldn't compete with my uncle since my second catch was only 170. Total score: Uncle Jake= 395lbs Remulus 365lbs

by Remulus February 19, 2009

Rocket Fishing

The act of exploring the inner tissue of the male urethra with ones pinky finger.

On wednesday, Carl and me were messin' around. One thing led to another, next thing I knew we were rocket fishing! I pulled out and took a sniffy and was appauled to discover that urethra stanks like an olde batch of collard greens!

by Chris Whippel December 16, 2008

Hillbilly Hand Fishing

Finger blasting your cousin and or blood relative

Skeeter just done got home from the family reunion and he went hillbilly hand fishing with at least 3 of his cousins

by The Bearded Hippo July 30, 2011

Asian Fishing

When someone who is not Asian, tries to look like someone of Asian descent.
This usually occurs when someone takes the sexualized and fetishized aspects of Asian people and uses it as an "aesthetic" or for their own advantage. Asian fishing perpetuates stereotypes and completely disregards the oppression Asians have faced.

1st person: Hey, are you Asian?
2nd person: No, it's just makeup. But I'm obsessed with Asian culture.
2nd Person: Oh. I thought you were Asian. (their brain: what ...wtf... why they were just Asian fishing)

by fujiye May 29, 2021

craigslist fishing

creating a fake craigslist personals post asking to meet someone at a bar. the person responding to the post is required to wear an article of clothing designated by the poster to distinguish themselves. once at the bar, do a shot for every person who walks in wearing said article of clothing and aimlessly looking to hook up with their phantom partner.

I went craigslist fishing this weekend. It was extremely creepy, but I got really fucking drunk.

by Crazy8ss December 31, 2009

Like Fishing

Posting a Facebook status solely for the reason of obtaining as many likes as possible.

Ninety-Nine percent of non-celebrity statuses are the result of like fishing.

Facebook User's status: "Maybe you should eat makeup, so you can try to be pretty on the inside too."

Dude: "Damn, Facebook User got 57 likes. That's an obvious use of like fishing."

by Sonial January 13, 2012