I don't have the facts to back this up

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.

"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."

by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011

Feathers Facts

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.

Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."

by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013

Faris

Usually a humble man, he will treat you better than anyone ever could. He will make you his queen and love and respect you no matter what. He's always happy and super uplifting, he never fails to put a smile on your face when you don't seem to be happy. He doesn't fall in love easy, but when he does you have to make sure to keep him safe, losing him will be the biggest mistake of your life. He just wants what's best for you and doesn't like seeing anyone hurt. He gives the best advice even though people might not always listen. Having him in your life is a blessing, so keep him safe! He's handsome and cute and he's smile will give you butterflies.

I think I found my Faris, when I think about he's smile I instantly get butterflies

by thisisstupid15 November 11, 2020

shat facts

Something that may or may not be true about Shattered; real or imaginary. Commonly used amongst the popular running and drinking club the Hash House Harriers.

Shat Facts!
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches

B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair

A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.

by 8 Men In My Box LH3 June 15, 2016

Alternative facts

What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.

Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.

by Beardman01 January 22, 2017

Faris

A man who is perfect in character . Also is a professional footballer if this name are giving to male. Smart and handsome guy . Most girls are attracted to him because he has a trait of manhood inside him. He is a kind person and easy to get along with any person. Never give up when in trouble. Has a unique feeling in a world where most of people do not have it. Suffice it to nature makes him the most perfect man in the world..!

Faris is awesome!!!

by Claudious domonic January 7, 2017

facts

A term that originated in New York that is used to agree with something, someone, or a statement. It can also be used to point out something as being factual.

"Yo deadass nigga if anyone scuffs my timbs they finna get stomped on bruh."
"Yo that's facts my guy."
"FACTS B THAT'S ALL I SPEAK!"

by Fresh Timbs November 6, 2017