Fake Friend

1. Someone who talk about you/someone else, but is too scared to tell it to your face.

2. Someone who changes up when they get around certain people (Boys, popular people etc) can be a pick me girl too.

EXAMPLE 1:

Jessica: "Did you see how ugly Alyssa was today?"
Kaity: "Yeah, that sweater she had on was horrible."
*Alyssa comes*
Alyssa: "Hey guys!"
Jessica: "Hey, Aylssa!" *Smiles*
Kaity: "Your sweater is so cute!"
Alyssa: "Thanks!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Lora: "You are so pretty to day Lizzie."
Lizzie: "Thank you, so are you Lora."
Lora: "Yeah, and you smell nice."

*Boy comes*
Lora: "But you need to brush your teeth, your breath stinks." *Says loudly*
Lizzie: "Huh, but you just said i smell-"
Lora: *Starts talking to boy ignoring Lizzie*
Lizzie: "Your a fake friend." *Walks away*

by IWannaBeSmart July 2, 2021

fake dj

A DJ who could be replaced with an iPod. They have all the usual equipment and play gigs in cheap bars. Usually playing tracks recorded by other artists adding no value what so ever.

This guy is a fake dj, his hands have been in his pockets the whole time. What a bullshit artist, let's go somewhere else.

by bilbo23 April 27, 2011

fake slytherin

bitch who thinks she's a slytherin just because she's in love with Draco Malfoy

That fake slytherin is a hoe

by i am such a nerd October 13, 2020

a-fake-tionate

It's a play on the word “affectionate.” Which explains that the affections are not sincere.

Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".

"are you cheating on me? Because lately our relationship has been all a-fake-tionate shit, it doesn't feel real"

by ayo12345 April 8, 2015

fake gamer

Someone who isnt really a gamer but has some indicators that can make others believe they are one.

Vega is a fake gamer, a famer.

by Someonesuxmp3 July 9, 2019

fake colombian

Someone with Colombian heritage but was born in the US. Will wear the countries colors but does not know the history nor meaning. 60% of their wardrobe is Colombia apparel. Will not know what chipi chipi is.

There goes another fake Colombian cheering for our team, I wish they would hang themselves.

by Shijalude February 22, 2014

Blump Fake

A blumpkin where the person responsible for pooping doesn't actually poop.

Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!

by Seth Chortleton May 24, 2019