Fail-Thunder

The repetition of glorious, unsuccessful actions; or being on a roll of "fail".

Kyle: Fail
Kyle: Fail
Kyle: Fail
Katie: Fail

Kyle: Hey! Don't steal my Fail-Thunder

by blahblahbleep May 27, 2010

sail fail

A manuever pulled when a person easily fails something without very much effort or thought put into it.

That honors class was so hard that I just sail failed right though it.

by seven forty post meridian June 9, 2005

turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

Failed Laziness

The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.

I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.

by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009

Failing Art

failing art is a way of saying you or someone else farted. You basically got an F in Art.

"Ohh man, Dawkins is Failing Art!"
"You mean he farted?"

by jeffdujon August 16, 2018

Smart failing

When a smart person says they’re failing but they get a 97%

Dumb person: Awh shoot I’m going to fail this test

Smart person: Same :(

Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing

by Yodellegend May 27, 2018

Netflix & fail

When you are trying to Netflix and chill, but you get caught up in the movie and miss your chance to "chill".

Last night was a Netflix & Fail. We watched 6 episodes She-ra and no booty.

by Black Topper October 28, 2017