A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.
"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"
by lidmaster27 July 23, 2007
Get the jexican cupcake facialmug. by Mark Krebs August 26, 2005
Get the Aurora Facialmug. by Hngrdngr October 13, 2014
Get the snail mail facialmug. when as a innocent bystander one is struck in the face by an erratic load.
when a person has received a facial, and proceeds to kiss or rub against the face of another person, and part of the original facial, sticks to the face of the initially unintended facial receiver.
when a person has received a facial, and proceeds to kiss or rub against the face of another person, and part of the original facial, sticks to the face of the initially unintended facial receiver.
I was in an orgy last night, and when I pulled out of "Jennifer" to shoot my load on her face, I shot eratically, wide right and struck Robert in the face. Thus giving him a second hand facial.
I sprayed "Jennifer" on the face with my load, and when she turned around to kiss "Diana" part of my load stuck to "Diana's" nose and chin. Thus giving Diana a second hand facial.
I sprayed "Jennifer" on the face with my load, and when she turned around to kiss "Diana" part of my load stuck to "Diana's" nose and chin. Thus giving Diana a second hand facial.
by T Sing February 19, 2010
Get the Second Hand Facialmug. when you pop a gigantic zit or pimple on your face
Also when the pimple juice gets on your finger or mirror
Also when the pimple juice gets on your finger or mirror
by Mr. Philllll January 30, 2008
Get the Facial Eruptionmug. A deviant sexual technique involving a male and a female.
The male cums on the female's neck so that a pearl necklace is achieved, mimicking a set of Mardi Gras beads. Next, the male vomits on the females face.
Ingest Hurricanes prior to performance of the technique for more New Orleans flavor!
The male cums on the female's neck so that a pearl necklace is achieved, mimicking a set of Mardi Gras beads. Next, the male vomits on the females face.
Ingest Hurricanes prior to performance of the technique for more New Orleans flavor!
That girl is beyond a freak! She wanted me to give her the ol' New Orleans Facial! Now, I've gotta change my sheets, but it was the best sex of my life!
by Visionary of Sexual Deviance January 2, 2010
Get the New Orleans Facialmug. by Tripledee November 25, 2020
Get the warm yogurt facialmug.