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noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023
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Lady Frenchie Anyssa Erdashian

The second most active admin on the discord server Flop Club.

She’s from france so that’s why there’s « Frenchie » in her nickname.

She’s married to the owner’s server and they have 3 kids. (Including two to whom she gave bitrh).

Even tho she’s a floptoker, she can sometimes act like a « da boyz ». (That’s also how she got popularity long time ago)

She joined flop club the 1st May 2023 yet she gained quickly popularity by just being active (especially when she got married to the owner) thats why she fastly evolved to her staff journey.

She uses the color sky blue for represents herself in flop club (She actually love every colors, she just uses some differents depending on the server)

She’s rlly appreciated on the server and she’s rlly friendly 😍✨
LADY FRENCHIE ANYSSA ERDASHIAN IS THE BEST ADMIN EVER

I’m married to Lady Frenchie Anyssa Erdashian

(Y’all dont have to write the entire nickname-)
by iAnyssa July 17, 2023
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morgan frenchie

i know ypure reading this cocksucker. yiu kniw who it is
by mandy_lilly_gillian September 10, 2023
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eskimo felching

When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril
I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.
by Zute October 12, 2023
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Fluffy Frenchie

When you give analingus to a hairy French girl and she farts mid ass eating then her butt hairs blow into your face.
Bucky was chowing down on Juliette’s butthole something fierce, I mean that son of a bitch was tonsil deep, then she blew a Fluffy Frenchie so big he almost choked on her ass hair.
by Straight Up Ums October 28, 2023
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Fudge Frenchie

This action involves two people. (Consent optional) To start, one person defecates in the others’ mouth and gives the person a small amount of water. After this, the person with the excrement in their mouth swishes the mixture around. Then, the two people proceed to french kiss for as long as they’d like while trading the fluid back and forth. Eye contact highly recommended.
“I have a lot of shit in the system, would you like to do a Fudge Frenchie with me?”
by Zakmar March 15, 2024
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Double Drenching

Double Drenching is the process of dropping fecal matter into a toilet and then urinating on it. You leave it in the toilet for 2 hours to absorb the juices, then pull the fesces out of the bowl. Freeze the log until the urine has created a glossy sheen around the turd. Use the frozen turn to lubricate your penis then ejaculate into a toilet bowl and drop the turd in it. Let it simmer for an additional 4 hours or until the toilet has become foggy. Reach into the bowl to retrieve your brown staff, and freeze it one last time. These logs are used for collection to impress your friends in which case they are Drench Rods.
"Did you hear Ron did some Double Drenching? His freezer is full of Drench Rods of different sizes!"
by TheDrencher December 28, 2024
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