A cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it's so effing cold. Probably because mama can't pay the heating bill.
Put on your breakfast coats children and gather round the table. Mama's got gruel with bacon drippings for breakfast.
by Doomie January 30, 2015
During Covid restrictions that required bars to sell food with any alcoholic beverage, it is the pizza you need to order even if you just had dinner -- hence it becomes planned breakfast pizza.
"You need to order food with that drink. All we have left is a slice of pizza."
"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."
"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."
by Monsieur Papa February 25, 2021
Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.
Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.
Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.
Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
by ServingLouie April 17, 2011
When a guy goes down on a girl when she's on her period and comes up looking like a leopard who's just feasted.
by Tillyhoward February 11, 2018
When you wake up breakfast is usually the first thing you are fed but now you are fed bad news about the world which is the first thing your mind is fed and gives you no motivation which breakfast does
by Shitmaster69 December 24, 2020
A combo move in the bedroom that includes performing the houdini and then finishing off with a jelly donut
She kept complaining that I never cook so during our saturday morning bang i faked my load then blasted her face and punched her in the nose; "enjoy your Magic Breakfast babe".
by theProfessorK October 08, 2011
by Fortnite Breakfast April 28, 2021