Coffee that tastes like coffee. Doesn't tastes like hazelnut, vanilla, pumpkin spice or whatever. Coffee like it was meant to be.
From Denis Leary's Lock and Load:
Been in Dunkin' Donuts lately? The last bastion of coffee flavored coffee? It's gone. Forget about it. You walk in there now, there's people wearing berets, they're writing poetry on computers, there's a kid behind the counter: "Would you like a coffee kuhlata?"
Fuck no! www.blowme.com! Coffee Kuhlata -- what the hell is that all about? Man, when I was a kid, Dunkin Donuts had two things -- coffee, and donuts, and that WAS IT! You took the donut, you dunked it in the cofee, thus the fuckin title of the place! Duuuuuuuuuukin DONUTS!
That's all the had, donuts and coffee, nothing else, no ice, no napkins, no soda, no salt, no pepper, no parfait, no crousants, NOTHING! You walk in there now, there's soup flying around, people are eating finger sandwiches... They got donuts on display in a case, like relics from a former era, you know. 'Here's what we used to serve. We used to fry 'em up and sell them by the dozen, back in the 70's.'
Been in Dunkin' Donuts lately? The last bastion of coffee flavored coffee? It's gone. Forget about it. You walk in there now, there's people wearing berets, they're writing poetry on computers, there's a kid behind the counter: "Would you like a coffee kuhlata?"
Fuck no! www.blowme.com! Coffee Kuhlata -- what the hell is that all about? Man, when I was a kid, Dunkin Donuts had two things -- coffee, and donuts, and that WAS IT! You took the donut, you dunked it in the cofee, thus the fuckin title of the place! Duuuuuuuuuukin DONUTS!
That's all the had, donuts and coffee, nothing else, no ice, no napkins, no soda, no salt, no pepper, no parfait, no crousants, NOTHING! You walk in there now, there's soup flying around, people are eating finger sandwiches... They got donuts on display in a case, like relics from a former era, you know. 'Here's what we used to serve. We used to fry 'em up and sell them by the dozen, back in the 70's.'
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009
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Bill asks me where i lost my keys, if i would have known where i lost them, don't you think i would have them right now?!?!?! *hands bill a window flavored lollipop* damn retard
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If your favorite color is Orange you are said to be the life of the party, the center of the action, or a leader. You are an adventurer, an epic person who thrives off of social interaction. You are full of life and are not easily stopped! Sometimes you can expect someone whos favorite color is Orange to be a bit of a show off, but It doesn't matter because they love the best color in the world.
Example One:
Person One: How was your weekend?
Person Two: I was hanging out with Joe, his favorite color: Orange, how do you think my weekend was?
Person One: I'm jealous
Person One: How was your weekend?
Person Two: I was hanging out with Joe, his favorite color: Orange, how do you think my weekend was?
Person One: I'm jealous
by Iwontusemyrealname November 14, 2012
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by ė̷̡̝̫̭̝̓̒̈̉͝͝ May 28, 2021
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Por favor meaning "please" in Spanish.
Mahalo meaning "thank you" in Hawaiian.
Phrase is usually said immediately following the question, without giving the person being asked time to respond.
*Phrase coined by Z-Dawg during the fall of 2008.
Por favor meaning "please" in Spanish.
Mahalo meaning "thank you" in Hawaiian.
Phrase is usually said immediately following the question, without giving the person being asked time to respond.
*Phrase coined by Z-Dawg during the fall of 2008.
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Get the favorite person mug.A FAVORFUCK is when a friend does (or attempts to do) another friend a favor, but in actuality they end up fucking that person over royally.
When it's called out, the favorfuck can lead to especially viscous confrontations, because both parties involved will vehemently stand their respective positions. The favorfucker truly believes that they did the other person a favor, and they are shocked by the audacity of the other for that person's "ungratefulness" in confronting them after doing this favor. On the other hand, the favorfuckee is angry because they were blind-sided by a supposed favor (to help them out in time of need) that turned out to either not help at all or (more commonly) make their situation substantially worse.
A flagrant (aka first-degree aka or felony) favorfuck is when the favorfucker either did not have best intentions OR (more commonly), despite their good intentions, they exhibited gross incompetence in executing the favor, and as a result ended up completely fucking over the other. In this case the favorfuck was clearly avoidable by the favorfucker. In contrast, an innocent favorfuck is unavoidable, purely accidental, and circumstantial: when the favorfuckee truly had the best intentions AND they were competent in executing the favor, and it was just misfortune that the results of the favor ended up being negative in the end.
When it's called out, the favorfuck can lead to especially viscous confrontations, because both parties involved will vehemently stand their respective positions. The favorfucker truly believes that they did the other person a favor, and they are shocked by the audacity of the other for that person's "ungratefulness" in confronting them after doing this favor. On the other hand, the favorfuckee is angry because they were blind-sided by a supposed favor (to help them out in time of need) that turned out to either not help at all or (more commonly) make their situation substantially worse.
A flagrant (aka first-degree aka or felony) favorfuck is when the favorfucker either did not have best intentions OR (more commonly), despite their good intentions, they exhibited gross incompetence in executing the favor, and as a result ended up completely fucking over the other. In this case the favorfuck was clearly avoidable by the favorfucker. In contrast, an innocent favorfuck is unavoidable, purely accidental, and circumstantial: when the favorfuckee truly had the best intentions AND they were competent in executing the favor, and it was just misfortune that the results of the favor ended up being negative in the end.
Your car broke down and you need a ride, as you have to be somewhere important by a certain time. You call a friend to ask the favor of them coming to get you, clearly explaining that you can call someone else if they can't help this time. They insist they can, so you don't call anyone else. Then, that person takes an excessively long time to come get you, and you end up being late to your engagement and then your totally fucked. The situation coulda been easily avoided, had the favorfucker declined the favor because they knew they could not execute adequate favor-follow-thru. The favorfuckee could have then called one of many other friends who likely could have executed the favor better. The favorfucker is shocked by the other person's "ungratefulness" while the favorfuckee is angered by the other person's inability to execute the favor properly. So everybody loses in the end: the favorfucker got zero favor-points for doing the favor, and the favorfuckee got fucked over expecting a helping hand.
Larry David's fictional character (creator/star of HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm) is all about the favorfuck.
Larry David's fictional character (creator/star of HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm) is all about the favorfuck.
by Brownerbuddy January 6, 2009
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