F.I.S.D.

Flirted, inserted, squirted and deserted.

When a man/woman hits a "rough patch" and needs to get one off they find a human being capable of sexual intercourse, and proceed to follow the a fore mentioned steps. They flirt, they then insert, following that they squirt (projectile or internally), finally they desert.

Advice: Have a psuedoname prepared, as well as phone number.

Dude i totally broke my streak last night when i F.I.S.D. this girl bad.

by The Rowdy Teenager April 18, 2009

F.I.W.D.

Friend I Would Do....(pronounced FOOD) A friend that you've NEVER had sexual relations with, but sometimes wonder "what if"....

Hey Andi, I went to Starbucks with Chris MacAvey last night.
For REAL Re? Damn....he's F.I.W.D.
You know it girl! Sweet sweet candy!!!

by Andi June 10, 2006

F.O.R.D.

fucked over rebuilt dodge

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

f.o.r.d

Fucking Out Right Dangerous.
Fix or Repair Daily.

The f.o.r.d company should make this thier slogan becasue it's true.

by Juanna August 4, 2007

F.O.R.D.

Ford Only Represents Death

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

F.O.R.D

Fucked on Race Day

There's a F.O.R.D for ya.

by Lbayncha! February 23, 2009

D.I.L.F.

An older man a younger gay man would like to kick it with. Gay slang from early 1990's

Now he's my kind of DILF

by cisco October 23, 2003